October 2008
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August 2008
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June 2008
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I Like Dragons and Ice Cream is Yummy
Jun 17th
that's my brother
2 high school girls sitting in the coffee shop making fun of some other kid crossing the street who they say wheres the same shirt every day and has matching headphones.  The little boy sitting next to them goes, “That’s my brother.”  The kid they were making fun of walks in the coffee shop and the high school girls, embarrassed, run out.
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I wanna hire this kid as my new personal assistant.
Jun 2nd
May 2008
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He no dummy.
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Russian chess champion/political activist gets interrupted by flying penis.  Amazing.
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Ummmmm!
May 18th
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Joke Time
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“Twinkle Twinkle Happy Birthday Grandma” by Atticus Max Jackson
May 3rd
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Every morning I have to do this.
May 2nd
April 2008
34 posts
I almost just called the cops to tell them to go look at the asshole walking around town in a pair of shorts, combat boots and a BULLETPROOF VEST. But then I found out that he was just some guy who does that to stay in shape. Maybe he should try yoga or pilates instead.
Apr 30th
Apr 27th
Nice Things to Say
Me: Atticus, what are you doing? Atticus: Don’t come in here, you can’t come in here, here is not for coming into. Me: Did you poopy in your pants? Atticus: Yes. Don’t come in here. You can’t come in here. Me: Why didn’t you poopy in the potty, you could poopy in the potty? Atticus: Why? Me: Why, because poopy goes in the potty.  Atticus: Don’t come in here, I...
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Go outside!
Apr 18th
Perfume Smell like Kosher Dills
Could somebody call the coffee shop and tell them to tell the guy standing behind me that he needs to take a bath in tomato soup.  Why would anybody spray that shit on themselves and think that it smells good?  Maybe he’s just an asshole.
Apr 16th
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Atticus likes to grind his own flaxseeds.  They are fresher that way.
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Apr 14th
shut the %*^## up
Could somebody call the coffee shop and have them tell the two ladies sitting in front of me to shut the hell up.  Their conversation has gotten them nowhere and their words are contributing nothing to society.
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I want soup.
Apr 11th
Stop Breeding →
Apr 11th
Apr 11th
Nothing to do with Atticus
A grown man just walked into the coffee shop dressed pretty normally, -except he is using a brown Karate belt to hold up his pants. UPDATE (5 minutes later): Brown Belt asked me if I was using a mac cause he’s never seen one before, apparently he must live under a rock inside his dojo and doesn’t have TV or internet. 
Apr 10th
Mommy worked on this Movie →
Aurelia worked on this movie last summer.  I’ve been waiting and waiting for it to come out ever since I saw part one.
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2 Nights in a Row
Two Nights in a row, another beautiful brown long solid poop in the potty by Atticus Max.  No diapers all day.
Apr 3rd