I almost just called the cops to tell them to go look at the asshole walking around town in a pair...
Apr 30th
French Toast w/loads of syrup and whipped cream
Apr 27th
Nice Things to Say
Me: Atticus, what are you doing? Atticus: Don’t come in here, you can’t come in here,...
Apr 24th
Veggie Chip, Cheese Whiz and Baco-Bits. My new favorite...
Apr 24th
Another Picture from my friend Nicole:
She’s a...
Apr 23rd
Caddyshack Moment:
Atticus told me that he wanted to go...
Apr 22nd
Go outside!
Apr 18th
Perfume Smell like Kosher Dills
Could somebody call the coffee shop and tell them to tell the guy standing behind me that he needs...
Apr 16th
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Atticus likes to grind his own flaxseeds. They are fresher that way.
Apr 15th
It’s Tax Day, click the pic to hear what the acronym...
Apr 15th
Giant Sneaker, Kim, Ryan
Apr 15th
Brooklyn!
Apr 14th
I call this one: “Man in tuxedo waiting at a bus stop...
Apr 14th
shut the %*^## up
Could somebody call the coffee shop and have them tell the two ladies sitting in front of me to shut...
Apr 14th
Longest Weekend Ever. Atticus sucked the life out of me...
Apr 14th
Atticus and I are going clubbing in Brooklyn tonight.
Apr 12th
Eating Soup. Yum! Creamy Roasted Garlic w/Bagel Chips.
Apr 11th
I want soup.
Apr 11th
Stop Breeding
Apr 11th
Somebody got lucky last night, and it wasn’t me or...
Apr 11th
Nothing to do with Atticus
A grown man just walked into the coffee shop dressed pretty normally, -except he is using a brown...
Apr 10th
Mommy worked on this Movie
Apr 9th
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This will make you smile.
Apr 8th
Me: That was a big poopy you made this morning.
Atticus:...
Apr 7th
No comment.
Apr 6th
Atticus made this bug with this new toy that he got from...
Apr 6th
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I have a deviated septum.
Apr 5th
2 Nights in a Row
Two Nights in a row, another beautiful brown long solid poop in the potty by Atticus Max. No...
Apr 3rd
My friend Nicole thought that me talking about...
Apr 3rd
BREAKING NEWS!!!!
ONE MINUTE LATER: Atticus called me in to tell me he made poopy on the potty all by himself. It was...
Apr 3rd
Progress!!!!!!!!
His aim isn’t that good, but...
Apr 2nd
Sticky Rabbits
“Dadda, turn on bunny rabbits, i wanna watch bunny rabbits. Don’t turn on the news,...
Apr 2nd
College
I was driving down the Palisades the other day and the SUV in front of me the entire time had one of...
Apr 2nd
boogers
Atticus gets these crusty boogers that get caked into his nose that would never come out on their...
Apr 1st