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Caddyshack Moment: Atticus told me that he wanted to go poopy on the potty after he took a dump in the bathtub last night.  Sitting two feet away on the floor I pulled him out of the bathtub while he freaked out seeing his own feces floating around in the water like that candy bar scene in Caddyshack.  Atticus screaming, “I want to go poopy in the potty, I want to go to poopy on the potty.” Now for those of you who have never had to scoop a newly made shit out of bathtub full of toy dinosaurs here are a couple of key things to remember: 1. Speed.  You must act quickly before the poop breaks up into millions of little poops completely contaminating the bathtub. 2. Don’t use toilet paper.  The last time this happened, I grabbed a wad of TP and went for the poop.  The TP disintegrated in my hand leaving me holding mushy toilet paper now infused with poop. 3. Stay calm and try not breathe.  I dry-gagged last time, mostly because of the TP/Poop mix. This time I grabbed this bowl that we use to wash Atticus’s hair and scooped up the entire poop at once and tossed it into the toilet bowl.  I quickly let the water out of the bathtub and sprayed all the dinos with scolding hot water. Here is some random picture.

Caddyshack Moment:

Atticus told me that he wanted to go poopy on the potty after he took a dump in the bathtub last night.  Sitting two feet away on the floor I pulled him out of the bathtub while he freaked out seeing his own feces floating around in the water like that candy bar scene in Caddyshack.  Atticus screaming, “I want to go poopy in the potty, I want to go to poopy on the potty.”

Now for those of you who have never had to scoop a newly made shit out of bathtub full of toy dinosaurs here are a couple of key things to remember:

1. Speed.  You must act quickly before the poop breaks up into millions of little poops completely contaminating the bathtub.

2. Don’t use toilet paper.  The last time this happened, I grabbed a wad of TP and went for the poop.  The TP disintegrated in my hand leaving me holding mushy toilet paper now infused with poop.

3. Stay calm and try not breathe.  I dry-gagged last time, mostly because of the TP/Poop mix.

This time I grabbed this bowl that we use to wash Atticus’s hair and scooped up the entire poop at once and tossed it into the toilet bowl.  I quickly let the water out of the bathtub and sprayed all the dinos with scolding hot water.

Here is some random picture.