The Twisted Life of Atticus Max

Nice Things to Say

Me: Atticus, what are you doing?

Atticus: Don’t come in here, you can’t come in here, here is not for coming into.

Me: Did you poopy in your pants?

Atticus: Yes. Don’t come in here. You can’t come in here.

Me: Why didn’t you poopy in the potty, you could poopy in the potty?

Atticus: Why?

Me: Why, because poopy goes in the potty. 

Atticus: Don’t come in here, I don’t want you in here!  Go away.

Me: Hey, be nice.

Atticus: Please go away.  That’s a nice word, please, go away, I said.